After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, “Hey Senor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.” The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from ...
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does this bar serve lawyers?” “Of course we do,” replied the bartender. “Great,” said the man, “I”d like a beer… and give me a lawyer for my gator.” ...
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ””If you can sit in my basement for a day I”ll give you free beer forever.”” So the first man says, ””Easy. I can do that.”” But he walks out after five minutes and says, ””It”s impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there.”” ...
A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The waiter says, “I am sorry but we can ‘t serve strings here. “The string goes home, ties himself in a knot, and messes up his hair. He goes back to the bar about an hour later, sits down and says, “Waiter, ...
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a telephone call.Frank had just bought another beer and he didn ‘t want anyone else to drink it. So, Fred wrote a little sign and left it by his beer that read: “I spit in my ...
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a small cardboard box on the bar, and ordered a beer. When the beer came, he opened the box, pulled out a tiny piano and bench and set them on the bar, then ordered another beer. When the beer came, he reached ...
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay $1. The sixth would pay $3. ...