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		<title>Drinking Beer</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 08:13:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, &#8220;Hey Senor, I would like the world&#8217;s best beer, a Corona.&#8221; The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A man and his Alligator</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 14:10:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, &#8220;Does this bar serve lawyers?&#8221; &#8220;Of course we do,&#8221; replied the bartender. &#8220;Great,&#8221; said the man, &#8220;I&#8221;d like a beer&#8230; and give me a lawyer for my gator.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>The Bar Basement</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 05:04:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, &#8221;&#8221;If you can sit in my basement for a day I&#8221;ll give you free beer forever.&#8221;&#8221; So the first man says, &#8221;&#8221;Easy. I can do that.&#8221;&#8221; But he walks out after five minutes and says, &#8221;&#8221;It&#8221;s impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there.&#8221;&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Knot</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 04:47:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The waiter says, &#8220;I am sorry but we can &#8216;t serve strings here. &#8220;The string goes home, ties himself in a knot, and messes up his hair. He goes back to the bar about an hour later, sits down and says, &#8220;Waiter, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spit on my beer</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 04:44:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a telephone call.Frank had just bought another beer and he didn &#8216;t want anyone else to drink it. So, Fred wrote a little sign and left it by his beer that read: &#8220;I spit in my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Beer and a Box</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 04:42:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a small cardboard box on the bar, and ordered a beer. When the beer came, he opened the box, pulled out a tiny piano and bench and set them on the bar, then ordered another beer. When the beer came, he reached [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bar Stool Economics</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 05:02:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay $1. The sixth would pay $3. [...]]]></description>
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