A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains. “How much does it cost for engineer brain?” “Three dollars an ...
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that she would need the transplant of a one-pound brain. The doctor then asked, “What type of brain do you want? ” “What type? ” the woman asked. “Yes, ” replied the doctor. “There is a substantial difference in price. For example, ...
Q. What do you call a pimple on a blonde’s ass? A. A brain tumor. ...
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you’ve never used it. ...