Funny Jokes Blonde Jokes

Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp. After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, The Genie said, “I will grant three wishes, one for each of you.” The first said, “I wish I were smarter.” So, she became a redhead. The second blonde said, “I wish ...

A blonde and a brunette are skydiving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord — nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells “Oh! So you wanna race, huh?” ...