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A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only reason why you would be elected for President is due to the enormous power and influence of your father. ” “That notion is ridiculous! ” mocked George Jr. “It doesn ‘t matter how powerful the man is. He can only vote ...

George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing spin control on his past drug problems. “Dubya, ” said his PR guy, “We ‘ve got to know, are the rumors true about your using cocaine in college. ” “It ‘s true, ” replied Bush, “but it isn ‘t my fault. ...