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A new lieutenant in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal shows him quarters, he asks the corporal, “The base is rather isolated, what do the men do for female companionship?” The corporal replies, “On Fridays, they let us use the camels.” The lieutentent is disgusted, but says nothing. After a ...

A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion pulling and tugging on a camel, but the camel won’t budge. The woman stops and says, “Captain! Do you need some help with the camel?” The legionarie tells her the camel won’t budge but she’s welcome to try. The ...