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Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did my parents, so I never got anything! – Charlie Viracola ...

I think the real miracle of Christmas is how I get through it each year without killing my relatives! – Reno Goodale ...

The Office Christmas Party What I don ‘t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day! – Phyllis Diller ...

Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas! – Johnny Carson ...

Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, ...