Funny Jokes Blonde Jokes

After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. “Louise, ” he moaned, “Tell ...

1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you. 2. You chew on your roommate ‘s fingernails. 3. You can jump-start your car without cables. 4. You do twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it ‘s not plugged in. 5. You can ‘t remember your second cup. 6. You have a picture of your ...