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		<title>Drinking Beer</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 08:13:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, &#8220;Hey Senor, I would like the world&#8217;s best beer, a Corona.&#8221; The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Getting Drunk</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 04:59:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[3 women went out drinking and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkest The next day the women all got together. The first woman said I drove my car into a ditch. The second woman said I blew chunks. The third woman said I burned down my house. After they all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Presidential Debate Drinking Game</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 06:13:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since I couldn’t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online, I decided to write one myself. There are three parts to this game. The first section applies to either candidate, and the next two are specific to John Kerry or George W. Bush. Part A – Either Candidate Have a small [...]]]></description>
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		<title>12 Shots</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 05:05:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, &#8220;Dang, why are you drinking so fast?&#8221; The guy says, &#8220;You would be drinking fast if you had what I had.&#8221; The bartender says, &#8220;What do you have?&#8221; The guy says, &#8220;75 cents.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Blowin Chunks</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 04:47:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay a man is in a bar and he &#8216;s gettin really drunk and he goes home. He comes back the next day to get his jacket and the bartender asks him, &#8220;Do you wanna drink? &#8220;And the man replies, &#8220;Nah, Man Im not drinking anymore. I was so drunk last night I was blowing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Me drunk?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 04:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn &#8216;t want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the stairs.Half-way up the stairs, he [...]]]></description>
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