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Q:  What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it? A:  None. It just lets out a little wine. ...

A young boy was living with his mother, as his parents had divorced. One Sunday, she decided to take him to the zoo for the first time in his life. As they passed the various assortment of animals, she would tell the little boy what they were called and make him repeat it. After the ...

Q: Why don”t elephants use cellular phones? A: So the rest of the world won”t know their plans. ...

Q: Does an elephant ever forget? A: Only if you loan him money. ...

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. “Shit!” says the ant. “One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!” ...