A blonde, a brunette, and a red head all went to an antique store and saw a beautiful old mirror. The lady working at the store said, “This is a magic mirror. You must say something true. And if it’s true, your wish will come true. If it’s not true, you will disappear.” The blonde, ...
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you help me when you get home?” “Sure,” he replies. “What”s the problem?” “Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can”t even find the edge pieces.” “Look on the box,” he said. “There”s always a picture of what the puzzle ...
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The first nerd was stunned and asked, “Where did you get such a nice bike? “The second nerd replied, “Well, yesterday I was walking home minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode ...
Q: What”s a blonde”s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? A: She turned it over and used the other side. Q: How do you change a blonde”s mind? A: Blow in her ear. Q: ...
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island. One day they found a genie and he said he would grant them three wishes.All three of them agreed that each of them would get one wish each. The brunette said, “I wish I was home in my bed ...
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Maybe ...
Q: What”s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A: When a golfer lies he doesn”t have to bring anything home to prove it! ...
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the door to see a 6-foot-tall cockroach standing on his doorstep. The cockroach punched Pete between the eyes and scampered off.The next evening, Pete was sitting at home wen the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, the cockroach was there yet ...
A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The waiter says, “I am sorry but we can ‘t serve strings here. “The string goes home, ties himself in a knot, and messes up his hair. He goes back to the bar about an hour later, sits down and says, “Waiter, ...
Okay a man is in a bar and he ‘s gettin really drunk and he goes home. He comes back the next day to get his jacket and the bartender asks him, “Do you wanna drink? “And the man replies, “Nah, Man Im not drinking anymore. I was so drunk last night I was blowing ...