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		<title>A Bronze Lawyer</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 05:22:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco&#8217;s Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed, life-sized bronze sculpture of a rat. The sculpture is so interesting and unique that he picks it up and asks the shop owner what it costs. &#8220;Twelve dollars for the rat, sir,&#8221; says [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Disorder in the Court!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Q: Are you sexually active? A: No, I just lie there. [...]]]></description>
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