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		<title>Lawyer Statue</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 06:08:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue of a rat made of bronze, and thought that it was interesting. He decided to buy it, and so he did. The guy walked out of the store, carrying the statue in his arms. Suddenly some rats started following him.He shrugged [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two lawyers walking through the woods</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 06:06:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on. The second lawyer looked at him and said, &#8220;Are you crazy? You&#8217;ll never be able to outrun that bear!&#8221; &#8220;I don&#8217;t have to,&#8221; the first lawyer replied. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Have a Drink</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 06:04:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the center of the road.They collide and a fair amount of damage is done, although neither is hurt.It&#8217;s impossible to assess blame for the accident on either however. They both get out. One is a doctor, one is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lawyer Means&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:45:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[definition]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[What &#8216;s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.]]></description>
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		<title>A Thief and his Lawyer</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:43:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing. &#8220;Your honor, &#8221; he said, &#8220;I wanna get out a warrant for that dirty lawyer of mine. &#8221; &#8220;Why ? &#8221; asked the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lawyer vs Physician</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:42:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence. They referred it to Diogenes, who gave it in favor of the lawyer as follows: &#8220;Let the thief go first, and the executioner follow. &#8220;]]></description>
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		<title>Lawyers and sperm</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 14:14:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What do a lawyer and sperm have in common? They both have a one in a million chance of being human.]]></description>
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		<title>My Dad&#8217;s a Lawyer</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 14:11:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. &#8220;My name is Billy. What&#8221;s yours?&#8221; asked the first boy. &#8220;Tommy,&#8221; replied the second. &#8220;My Daddy&#8221;s an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?&#8221; asked Billy. Tommy replied, &#8220;My Daddy&#8221;s a lawyer.&#8221; &#8220;Honest?&#8221; asked [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A man and his Alligator</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 14:10:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, &#8220;Does this bar serve lawyers?&#8221; &#8220;Of course we do,&#8221; replied the bartender. &#8220;Great,&#8221; said the man, &#8220;I&#8221;d like a beer&#8230; and give me a lawyer for my gator.&#8221;]]></description>
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