Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on. The second lawyer looked at him and said, “Are you crazy? You’ll never be able to outrun that bear!” “I don’t have to,” the first lawyer replied. ...
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl ‘s grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, “Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave? ” “Of course not, dear. ” replied the mother, “Why would you think that? ...
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common? They both have a one in a million chance of being human. ...
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does this bar serve lawyers?” “Of course we do,” replied the bartender. “Great,” said the man, “I”d like a beer… and give me a lawyer for my gator.” ...