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		<title>Two lawyers walking through the woods</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 06:06:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on. The second lawyer looked at him and said, &#8220;Are you crazy? You&#8217;ll never be able to outrun that bear!&#8221; &#8220;I don&#8217;t have to,&#8221; the first lawyer replied. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dead Lawyers Grave</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl &#8216;s grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, &#8220;Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave? &#8221; &#8220;Of course not, dear. &#8221; replied the mother, &#8220;Why would you think that? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lawyers and sperm</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 14:14:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>A man and his Alligator</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 14:10:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, &#8220;Does this bar serve lawyers?&#8221; &#8220;Of course we do,&#8221; replied the bartender. &#8220;Great,&#8221; said the man, &#8220;I&#8221;d like a beer&#8230; and give me a lawyer for my gator.&#8221;]]></description>
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