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		<title>Hunting Rules</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 09:20:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys. 2. Taking of attorneys with traps or dead falls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited. 3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Incredible Questions</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 09:18:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records. Now doctor, isn&#8217;t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn&#8217;t know anything about it until the next morning? Q: What happened then? A: He told me, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best Way to Thank</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;How can I ever thank you?&#8221; gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles. &#8220;My dear woman,&#8221; Darrow replied, &#8220;ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Cost of a Brain</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains. &#8220;How much does it cost for engineer brain?&#8221; &#8220;Three dollars an [...]]]></description>
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