It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She’s wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless w/straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on w/one ...
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children. ...
Element Name: MAN Symbol: XY Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50) Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging. Samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples. Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with ...
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant. The 82 year old man goes to the Dr. to see what the DR had to say about the wife being pregnant. The Dr. said let me tell you a story about this 82 year old man I know, This man ...
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He asks for a pint. The bartender gives him one. Then the man asks, “Who’s in the lounge?” The bartender replies. “15 people playing darts.” The man says, “Get them a pint too.” Then he asks, “Who’s upstairs?” The bartender replies, “150 ...
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I don’t move some furniture this month, I’m going to lose my ass.” The second salesman says, “Watch your mouth! There’s a lady sitting next to you. I apologize for my friend, m’aam.” The woman looks at him and says, “That’s OK. ...
Two guys are walking down a road when they come across a deep hole beside it. Being curious, they go over and check it out. When they look down, they are surprised to find they can’t see the bottom. So they drop a couple of rocks down the hole and listen… Nothing. One of them ...