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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. ...

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children. ...

‘Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company. ...

1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. 2. If you don ‘t want to dress like Victoria ‘s Secret, girls, don ‘t expect us to act like soap opera guys. 3. If we say something that can be interpreted ...

Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the first friend, “I can always tell who the golfers are in church.” “How’s that?” asked his friend. “It’s easy,” he said. “Just look at who is praying with an interlocking grip.” ...

There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized a couple of interesting things… this is how their conversation went. Guy 1:  Yah..I”m originally from Dublin, Ireland Guy 2:  Really?! Me too! Guy 1:  I went to O”Malley Highschool. Guy 2 : I did too! What year did you graduate? ...