“How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles. “My dear woman,” Darrow replied, “ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question.” ...
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill two large pillowcases with money thinking he could pick them up on his way to heaven. Several weeks after his funeral the widow found two pillowcases full of cash in the attic. “The old fool,” she thought, “I knew I should ...
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison for bank robbery. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament. Shortly, he received this reply,”For HEAVEN”S SAKE Dad, ...
AUDIA ccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMW Big Money WorksBought My WifeBrutal Money Waster BUICK Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time DODGE Dumb Old Dirty Gas EaterDrips Oil, Drops ...
The IRS says they can ‘t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don ‘t have addresses for the taxpayers. Yeah, they can ‘t find you when they owe YOU money - Jay Leno ...
Here ‘s a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick and mail it out as a fruitcake! – Julie Brown. ...
A blonde woman was standing at the pop machine; she put in her money and pressed the Coke button and out came a can of Coke. She looked at it and smiled. She took out a dollar, put it in the pop machine pressed the 7Up button and out came a can of 7Up. She ...
Q: Does an elephant ever forget? A: Only if you loan him money. ...