3 women went out drinking and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkest The next day the women all got together. The first woman said I drove my car into a ditch. The second woman said I blew chunks. The third woman said I burned down my house. After they all ...
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large enough to see over the dashboard. As they cruised along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went right on through.The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, “I must be losing it, I could ...