Funny Jokes Blonde Jokes

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar. ...

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex. Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared. ...

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries! Yo mama so dirty that you can’t tell where the dirt stops and she begins. ...

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her ...

Yo Mama so fat that when she wore hi-heels, they turned into flipflops. ...