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AUDIA ccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed

BMW Big Money WorksBought My WifeBrutal Money Waster

BUICK Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer

CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DODGE Dumb Old Dirty Gas EaterDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FORD Fix Or Repair DailyFound On Road, DeadFast Only Rolling Downhill

GM General Maintenance GMC Garage Man ‘s Companion

HONDA Had One Never Did AgainHappy Owners Never Drive Anything else. Hated Old Noisy Damaged Auto

HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing ‘s Driveable And Inexpensive?

MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick ‘s Irregular Leftover Equipment SAAB Send Another Automobile Back

TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW Virtually Worthless

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