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Getting Drunk

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3 women went out drinking and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkest

The next day the women all got together.

The first woman said I drove my car into a ditch.

The second woman said I blew chunks.

The third woman said I burned down my house.

After they all said their stories the third woman said I guess I won and the second woman said you dont understand chunks is my dog.

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