Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
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yall need to stop tolk about ppl mama befor hit yall in da face it will be to fun i make fun of yall win they do that to yall hahahahahaha. lolz
yo mamas so old that when she was in school the dead sea was only sick
hahahahahahahahahaha i love blonde jokes. here’s one: a blonde and a red head were watching the six o’clock news and it showed a man threatening to jump of a bridge. the blonde said” i bet $50 he won’t jump” she seeed so eager the redhead put on the bet.
obviously the man jumped and the redhead won the bet and got the $50 she earned
i cant take this money! she said
Yh you won so here’ said the blonde
but i cheated, this was on the 5 o’clock news i watched so i knew!!!’ said the redhead
so did i but i didn’t think he would have jumped again!!’ said the blonde LOL
here’s anotha :
a blonde was driving wen a blonde cop pulled her over
I’m gonna have to see soe ID’ said the blonde cop
sure’ said the blonde driver
she couldn’t find he license so she found a pocket mirror and says ‘ ive got this picture of myself’
she hands it to the cop and he looks closesly and says: ‘ sorry i didn’t know you were a cop, i wouldn’t have pulled you over’!! LOL
a blonde got into an accident and wasa fine but her car was wrecked
a cop came and asked her whta happened
well… i was driving when out of nowhere a tree popped up so i swerved to my right and another tree popped up so i swerved to my left and another tree popped up so i swerved to my right again and then another tree popped up so i …. said the blonde but the cop cut her off he said, uhh, ma’m there isnt a tree for another 39 miles, that was just your air freshener wobbling about!!!